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The therapist continues to write notes. DR. GREENBAUM. Jesus. Weve been at this for six. SEBASTIAN. I know. DR. GREENBAUM. And you havent made an ounce of. SEBASTIAN. I know. Sebastian takes out a cigarette. DR. GREENBAUM. not looking up. Theres no smoking in my office. Sebastian sneers at her then puts the cigarette away. Dr. Greenbaum finishes her notes and looks up at him, shaking. SEBASTIAN. What do you want me to say That Im. I act. I do The truth is I dont. Dr. Greenbaum shakes her head and takes notes. SEBASTIAN contd. Look, Im not like all the other kids. I dont care about book. Teachers. are idiots anyway. The only challenge. You see a. girl you like. You pursue them. You. You move on. Its exciting. DR. GREENBAUM. But you said you have the worst. SEBASTIAN. I do. DR. GREENBAUM. Dont you want to change that SEBASTIAN. Let me tell you something, doctor. Chicks love a guy with a bad rap. They say they dont, but they dont. They all think that theyre. The trick is to let them think its. DR. GREENBAUM. I think thats all the time we have. SEBASTIAN. Same time next week DR. GREENBAUM. No. This is going to be our last. SEBASTIAN. Why I like spending time with you. You know, youre quite attractive for. You have killer legs. Killer. DR. GREENBAUM. This isnt a joke. Your parents spend a. Im. trying to help you. SEBASTIAN. Dont be insecure, Doc. Youre a big. help. Sebastian picks up a book of Freud. SEBASTIAN contd. He was a coke addict, you know. DR. GREENBAUM. You think you can come in here with that. It doesnt work. Sebastian. SEBASTIAN. It works a little. DR. GREENBAUM. No it doesnt. I see right through you. SEBASTIAN. You do DR. GREENBAUM. I hope for your sake you grow out of. Its going to get. SEBASTIAN. Well, you dont have to get nasty about. Sebastian approaches a photo on her desk and picks it up. DR. GREENBAUM. My daughter, Rachel. SEBASTIAN. Yummy. DR. GREENBAUM. Dont even think about it. Rachel is an. exceptionally well rounded young. Princeton this fall. Shes way too. smart to fall for your line of b. SEBASTIAN. ReallyCare to make a wager on that DR. GREENBAUM. Good luck, Sebastian. SEBASTIAN. What, nervous Im going to win DR. GREENBAUM. Would you please leave. Sebastian puts on his glasses and leaves. DR. GREENBAUM contd. Asshole. The doctor stews for a moment, then reaches into her. Benson Hedges and lights one up. She looks at the photo. DR. GREENBAUM contd. Rachel, its mom. INTERCUT WITH. INT. RACHELS BEDROOM DAY 3. Polsat Play Tv Program. RACHEL, Doctor Greenbaums daughter sits at her desk. RACHEL. Hi, mom. DR. GREENBAUM. Honey, is something wrong Rachel cries for a moment. RACHEL. He told me he loved me and I believed. DR. GREENBAUM. Who told you RACHEL. You dont know him. Im so stupid. She continues to cry. DR. GREENBAUM. Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep. RACHEL. Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit. Theres pictures of me on the internet. WE PAN OVER TO HER COMPUTER CONSOLE. CLOSE ON COMPUTER. MONITOR A nudie web sight. The title reads Ivy League. Bound. Beneath the caption is a photo of Rachel tied to. Princeton banner covering her. DR. GREENBAUM. What kind of pictures RACHEL. Nudie pictures, what do you think DR. GREENBAUM. Jesus Christ, how can you be so. RACHEL. I dont know. He was just so charming. All he did was talk about how I had. Things just got out. Mom Are you there Mom screaming. Mother 4 INT. THERAPISTS OFFICE BUILDING HALLWAY DAY 4. Doctor Greenbaum bolts out of her office and spots. Sebastian standing in the elevator. DR. GREENBAUM. You son of a bitch. Doctor Greenbaum races down the hall pushing several. Sebastian stares at her. DR. GREENBAUM contd. Youre gonna pay for this you little. You hear me. A DENTIST peers outside of his office to see whats. He exchanges looks with Doctor Greenbaum. DR. GREENBAUM contd. Fuck off, Harold. EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE DAY 5. A METER MAID is writing a ticket on a car when a Porsche. Sebastian steps out of the car and walks up the. METER MAID. You cant park there. Sebastian turns to her and sneers. He takes out a wad of. INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE KITCHEN DAY 6. A SERIES OF SHOTS. CLOSE ON A tuna on a chopping board. WHACK A butcher. CLOSE ON Two hands ripping open the fish. CLOSE ON Two hands rolling a chunk of tuna into a rice. INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE HALLWAY DAY 7. CLOSE ON Two hands which carry a lavish tray of sushi. INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE LIVING ROOM DAY 8. A enormous living room by Manhattan standards, with a. Eclectic art from around. Valmonts passion for travel. SOOK HEE, the Valmonts housekeeper sets a tray of sushi. KATHRYN MERTEUIL, a seventeen year old porcelain. WASP with all the grooming you could want in an. East Coast child. She sits with a forced smile on her. BUNNY CALDWELL, a forty year old nouveau riche socialite. CECILE CALDWELL, her beautiful. She wears a T shirt. Koala Bear on it. MRS. CALDWELL. I cant tell you how happy we are that. Cecile is going to be attending Oakwood with you. Youve always been an. Beau and I on raising. We just hope she can rise to the. KATHRYN. Ill do my best. Sook Hee pours a dish of soy sauce in front of Kathryn. KATHRYN contd. Sook Hee, in Vietnamese. Thank you, Sook Hee. That will be. all. Sook Hee leaves. CECILE. What was that KATHRYN. I was thanking her. Vietnamese is such a. MRS. CALDWELL contd. Kathryn is a straight A student at. Oakwood as well as being President of. French Club. Listen to whatever. KATHRYN. in French. Youre too kind. MRS. CALDWELL. How do you do itI mean with all peer pressuring. Where. do you get your strength KATHRYN. I know this sounds corny, but whenever. I feel temptations of peer pressure. I. takes out her crucifix. God and he helps me through the. Call me an anachronism, but. MRS. CALDWELL. Thats beautiful. CECILE. What are the boys like MRS. CALDWELL. Cecile, is that the best you can doKathryn. You must forgive her, Kathryn. Shes never. been in a co educational atmosphere before. KATHRYN. Dont worry, its totally understandable. Most of the boys that matriculate at Oakwood. MRS. CALDWELL. Like your step brother Sebastian. I cant. believe they didnt expel him after what he. SEBASTIAN O. S. I hear shes recovering quite well. Mrs. Caldwell turns to see Sebastian standing in the. He walks over and takes a seat. SEBASTIAN contd. Nice to see you again, Mrs. Caldwell. MRS. CALDWELL. You remember my daughter, Cecile. SEBASTIAN. My, what an adorable shirt youre. CECILE. My father just took me on a trip to Australia. SEBASTIAN. How are things down under Blossoming I hope. KATHRYN. Ceciles attending Oakwood in the fall. SEBASTIAN. Outstanding. CECILE. What year are you in SEBASTIAN. Im what you would call a fifth year senior. CECILE. But I thought high school is only four years. SEBASTIAN. It is, unless youre a fuck up, like myself. He winks at Cecile. MRS. CALDWELL. I think well be going now. Kathryn. Thanks for all your help. Kathryn stands and approaches Cecile.