The Worst Country Songs of 2. So Far. Warning Language. Oh man are these some stinkers. Not only does an elite and highly trained group of mainstream country artists seem to be like devoted experts at defining new lows for the genre, in 2. NOT country they can be. So lets take the gloves off and get small, and show these losers we aint gonna take it lying down. Sam Hunt Body Like a BackroadTo release a song called Body Like a Backroad in the year of our Lord 2. Bro Country scourge, it goes so far beyond aggressively clich, its just downright grotesque. Bsb Charts Canadian' title='Bsb Charts Canadian' />Issuu is a digital publishing platform that makes it simple to publish magazines, catalogs, newspapers, books, and more online. Easily share your publications and get. Find below Frequently Asked Tax Questions and Answers regarding MaxSea and MapMedia product. Since January 1, 2017, all official digital charts produced by the Canadian Hydrographic Service CHS have been available online. They are no longer distributed on CD. Humminbird_Onix_screen_2013.jpg' alt='Bsb Charts Canadian' title='Bsb Charts Canadian' />In a World Like This is the eighth studio album seventh in the United States by the Backstreet Boys, released in 2013 through the bands own record label KBAHN. A. Nautical Miles, Northwest Boating, Cruising the Salish Sea, Cruising Puget Sound, the San Juan Islands, Adventure cruising, British Columbia Gulf Islands, Puget Sound. Bsb Charts Canadian' title='Bsb Charts Canadian' />The level of objectification and misogyny in this song would make the quarter century dead corpse of Conway Twitty writhe as if it was in an epileptic fit. Even Florida Georgia Line isnt stupid enough to release a song like this, and they still have to recite the story of the rabbit going down the hole to get their fucking shoes tied every morning. Body Like a Backroad, despite the Herculean efforts of Sam Hunts back catalog of audio abominations, somehow, inexplicably, sets a new low for this country music interloping pop star who would fuck off the entire 9. I want to see all you Sam Hunt apologistsyou know who you are the ones that work at entertainment outlets that only know country music from the outside looking in and say about Sam Hunt, Gee I didnt know I liked country music until I heard him,come and defend this abortion. Ccs_srgb%2Cq_80%2Cw_960/MTQ2NDM4NjI4NDgzMjEyNzgx/7.jpg' alt='Bsb Charts Canadian' title='Bsb Charts Canadian' />Its been flabbergasting heretofore to see critics give Sam Hunt a pass simply because hes a guilty pleasure for them, and turn songs about getting a hand job in the back of a downtown taxi into some important, forthright expression of our time that deftly blends modern themes with small town sensibilities. Sam Hunt is Mad Lib lyrics overlaying shitty electronic beats thrown together in 3. And his haircuts suck. Keith Urban The FighterIf there was any other country music travesty more swept under the rug in 2. Zac Brown getting caught in a hotel room with hookers and blow it would be the release of Keith Urbans latest album, Ripcord. My goodness is this thing a dog, and how it became responsible for three 1 singles, a 2 single, and was nominated for Best Country Album by the Grammy Awards is all the evidence you should need that the entire country music radio system is completely rigged. Keith Urban has now released the fifth single from Ripcorda duet with Carrie Underwood called The Fighter, and even taking into consideration the monstrosities from pop stars calling themselves country because theyd get their asses handed to them in pop like Sam Hunt and Chris Lane, The Fighter very well may be the most non country country song released as a single in the history of the genre. Its at least close enough that I feel confident to puff my chest out and challenge anyone to offer an alternative to this ultra synth, completely inorganic, Macbook composed ode to the Metrosexual lifestyle more urbanized than a perfectly waxed gonad glistening with Ax Body Spray in the waterfall of EDM light pulsations. Chris Janson Fix A DrinkYou want to talk about musical evolution This song is like some sort of reverse engineered audio trigger formulated by a comic book archenemy to cause mankind to swing a U turn in the evolutionary process where all people want to do is purchase full size trucks, hang out near bodies of water, and drink themselves into a stupor so that an evil regime can waltz right into the places of power and seize ultimate control due to the widespread lethargy and indifference throughout society. With songs like this being blasted out to the teeming masses, soon the social order in society will be determined by who picks ticks off each others backs, and well be slinging our own poo at each other to settle differences. Fix A Drink isnt a delicately crafted beverage made with only the finest ingredients by a season mixologist using feel and instinct to make signature and customized liquid magic, its jiggered by the book watered down swill served up by an Applebees fry cook covering the bars swing shift because the real bartender had the shits. Funny thing is, Chris Jansons been out there for the last year or so trying to sell records by pulling at peoples heartstrings about his hard fought sobriety. He was an inspiration to people for overcoming obscurity as a struggling songwriter and putting his family first. Now all of a sudden hes the drunk in chief personally pushing the sauce because thats what the record label wants. What a piece of shit move. Forget authenticity arguments, this guy is a downright sleaze. The Chainsmokers w Florida Georgia Line Last Day AliveThe only thing perfect about this song is the title, Last Day Alive. Because pairing these two titular duos of our time together falls only inches short of looking up in the beautiful American sky one bright morning only to see an unholy, vicious crag form for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to come trundling through to usher in the absolute annihilation of every piece of living matter on the planet via the waves of pestilence which are the voices of Florida Georgia Line so mercilessly Auto tuned to a crisp, and the fuckstick wastes of oxygen that are the Chainsmokers standing behind a podium pushing buttons on computers under the artifice of making music like Lucifers angels architecting of the final eradication of all mankind. Activate Windows 7 All Editions 2013 Executed here. Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line recently called this collaboration a God thing. Cara Menyembunyikan File Di Flashdisk Tanpa Software. I think a Satan thing is perhaps more appropriate. This Apocalyptic pairing for Last Day Alive inspires such an apoplectic response, you go from fearing your own death while in its audience, to praying for death to alleviate the suffering it bestows. David Allan Coe w The Moonshine Bandits Take This Job Shove It remixLook, I am an unapologetic David Allan Coe fan. I dont care that his list of personal flaws is as long and flowing as the fake blonde locks adorning his otherwise prune shriveled head. Yes, David Allan Coes got problems. He doesnt have a closet of skeletons, hes got a living room full of them riding circles around him on those little Shriner motorcycles while he does rows of Jack shots off a residue and paraphernalia cluttered coffee table. David Allan Coe is bat shit crazy and a certified country music wing nut if there every was one. But you can put his legacy of creative output up against 9. Nonetheless, I got no use for David Allan Coe with the country rap fucknards of the Moonshine Bandits prancing around him like a pink stuffed elephant they just won at the meth carnival for beating off a donkey, acting like Coes mere presence in any way legitimizes their imbecilic racket. The only thing on Gods creation that is worse than country rap is 3rd tier country rap like the version The Moonshine Bandits peddle. When Kid Rock was sticking his tongue up Coes ass back in the 9. The Moonshine Bandits aint no RUN DMC, and David Allan Coe aint no Aerosmith. If Coe had all his faculties about him circa 1. The Moonshine Bandits got a big bag of nothing and would drive his Harley Davidson Panhead right up their asses and hard cuss anyone who tried to stop him. Canaan Smith Like You That WayCanaan Smith, Cole Swindell, Chase Bryant, Chase Rice, Chris Lane, who are these clowns Its like one douchebag with many faces. Their songs, their styles, their personalities are indistinguishable and interchangeable. They might as well be the same person. Canadian Hydrographic Service Chart Index. Displays the geographical extent of products produced by the Canadian Hydrographic Service, including individual paper charts, vector Electronic Navigational Charts ENC, and digital raster charts collections BSB.